Funny Monday Quotes for Work: Messages and Pictures

Funny Monday Quotes for Work: Monday is the beginning of a new week. Honestly speaking everyone hates Monday. Although it’s not a bad day, still it reminds us of getting back to work. And that feeling is really terrible! No one wants their weekend to end! Whether you hate it or love it; the truth is you have to face it and wake up in the morning. 

So to keep you happy, and at ease, we have put together a list of funny Monday quotes and sayings that will make you laugh out loud. Read these funny quotes to kick start a long working week. There can be no better way than sharing these humor quotes with your colleagues to motivate them and ignite the spark to work with full passion.

Ugh…. it’s Monday! That’s what most of us call this day. Isn’t it? The day when there is pin drop silence in the office and everyone is focusing only on their work. Well, no one likes that! Bookmark this page so you can read our quotes and fix your mood every Monday.

Funny Monday Quotes for Work

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? 🙂 🙂 – Edgar Bergen


If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. – Claude McDonald

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mondays are the start of the work week which offers new beginnings 52 times a year! – David Dweck

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. – Dan Salomon

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering. – Jeff Lindsay


The reward for good work is more work. – Francesca Elisia

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome

Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked. – Larry Brown

Funny Monday Morning Quotes for Work

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. – Tony Smite

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. – Lisa Mantchev

Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it. – Day

The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world’s greatest common denominator. – Kenneth Fearing

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. – Benjamin Franklin


On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks. – H. Allen Smith

Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar. – Antonio Villaraigosa

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed. – Gehenna Toss

Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird. – Kurt Cobain


Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. – Glen Cook

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Monday Sarcastic Work Quotes

Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright

I became insane with long periods intervals of horrible sanity. – Edgar Allen Poe

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. – Drew Carey


After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.


I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. – Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Monday Motivational Messages for Work

Do or do not. There is no try. – Yoda

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne

Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering. – Winnie the Pooh

The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week. – Byron Pulsifer

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. – Sam Levenson


A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off. – Ellen DeGeneres

I’m an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat. – Harold Wilson


Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. – Tina Fey

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Funny Inspirational Quotes for Monday at Work

When in doubt, throw doubt out and have a little faith…. – E.A. Bucchianeri

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. – Robin Williams

I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. – Leggy Saul


Be happy, it drives people crazy. – Paulo Coelho

The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. – Art Rooney

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler


Nothing is impossible. The word itself says I’m possible! – Audrey Hepburn

Funny Quotes About Monday Morning Work

You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic. – Andrea L’Artiste

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. – Ella Woodward

So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership. – Julio Alexi Genao

Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday. – Stephen King

Like the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down. – Haruki Murakami


There are no miracles on Mondays. – Amy Neftzger


Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. – Steven Wright

Final Words

Are you an anti-Monday person? Suffering from Monday blues and looking for some entertainment in the tense environment? It’s perfectly ok! It happens to most of us. But you can’t deny the fact that your attitude and thoughts for Monday set the work tone for the whole week. So it’s important to start Monday mornings with a high spirit.

It doesn’t matter how gloomy your Monday may seem; reading our funny and full of humor Monday quotes will give you a giggle and cheer you up. So, get ready to enjoy and slay your Monday. Make the work environment stress free by sharing these Monday quotes with your office colleagues.

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